Serendipity

wckrspgt:

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

(via thefuuuucomics)

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via endlesslyybeautiful)

literallyrad:

"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

(via inc4ndescent47)

i-whine-a-lot:

so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge

and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking

and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama pants into a school building!”

and I’m just like

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(via arcticrhesusmonkeys)